How can I guarantee victory in my companies Christmas decoration game?
I have a general disdain for these type of “office games”. However, after reviewing the situation in my mind, I realized that if I WIN, that just might take a victory away from someone that I don’t like.
Honestly, isn’t that what the season is all about?
Any ideas???? Thanks, and Merry Christmas to all of you people!!!
OH wow….
Let’s face it…this is what Christmas is all about. Competitive games to WIN! Never mind all the other trivialities. Our whole street is exactly that way with decoration. There is a certain “smugness” when you feel you have the best decorations on the street, and you will feel that same satisfaction if you can pull this off. What I do, to ensure victory, is tarnish my neigbor’s decorations as opposed to making mine great. It’s much easier and cost-effective to destroy instead of trying to be best. As an example, assume your neighbor puts out a Santa sleigh…Now you could either try and top that, or you could pull it away and replace it with a pile of dog poop. Then, your decoration, whatever it is, looks great by comparison. So—my advice is to just remove decorations from your competitiors, and replace it with disgusting stuff. Eventually, they will just give up—and you will WIN!!
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